An amusing and entertaining collection of inventive, imaginative, incredibly impressive and sometimes downright insane ways to say the three most romantic words in the English language... ‘I Love you’.
Affix a note saying ‘I Love You’ to the sun visor. With your lover in the passenger seat, point the car towards the sun so they have to lower the visor and read your message. An alternative message might be, ‘Would you like to borrow some sunglasses?’
Say it in the nude...
Spend an evening naked together, then confirm that despite the way they look you still love them.
Say it with a musician...
If an itinerant musician should visit your restaurant while you’re dining, don’t just call the police: bribe the musician to play a special song dedicated to your lover. Then call the police.
About the Author
Stewart has written 18 books which have been published in 7 languages. He was once nominated as one of Company magazine’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors and one of Tatler’s 200 Hottest Dates. As well as writing books he has written and directed a comedy film which was shown at the Edinburgh Fringe, he co-wrote and performed the theme song to Ricky Gervais' first television series and has written 14 episodes of Pokemon for television. http://www.stewartferris.com
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